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on intercom* me: did you already send that email? paralegal: yes. me: damn. I thought of something even more condescending I wanted to add.

"oh. ok. well I guess that's a totally plausible explanation, no further questions...." - why you don't ask open-ended questions on cross.

me: your honor I’m going to object, I’m sensing a lot of negative vibrations coming from these questions. court: sustained.

This is a profoundly true statement. Try to let it sink in If the stay at home orders that are coming will massively change the way you have been living your social life lately, it is quite likely you are the reason we are going to get more stay at home orders.

As we say in the courtroom, our case is with the jury.

COP: I'm going to need some ID. SIGMUND FREUD: As an infant, you care only about your own satisfaction. COP: Damn this guy's good.